When not working on the car Janabel tried out a few hobbies, besides attracting men, and started trying to friend the neighborhood pets. I had to shut that down pretty quick, I mean we all remember how far off the end Adam went.
Meanwhile Paul has already maxed his career and faithfully goes to work everyday, mostly becuase he just loves his job and partly because his mother is at home all day every day. Jill on the other hand is slowly rising the ranks of the Intelligence career. A promotion here a promotion there she's so ready for the big one. Skills in order, check. Enough friends, check. Off to work she goes. And comes home without a promotion. She checks her performance meter, green, skills still in place but friendship, oh holy friendships.
Jill: Janabel what did you do!?!
Paul: Jill, please not now. I need to tell you something.
Jill: Not this time Paul, that crocheted old bag really did it this time. What did she do, invite every single friend she had over and then ostrasize then all at the same time? That...
Paul: Jill, Janabel passed away today.
Jill: Not now Paul! Wait? What?!?
Paul: Mom passed away just a little bit ago. Jeremiah is taking it really hard so if you could just not yell right now that would be stellar.
Jill: How dare she, she knew how important this promotion was! Only thinking of herself.
Paul: Jill! Do you hear yourself?
Jill: *sits down in a heap on the floor* What are we going to do now? She's really gone?
You can find out more about Janabel's passing by reading here --> Janabel's Obituary.
The very next day Paul and Jill both aged to elder. Jill is still upset about not getting her promotion but she did get a little teary-eyed eating some leftovers from the fridge that were prepared by Janabel. I guess that's something. The woman didn't actually leave a large legacy of love behind.
A quick look back at Janabel's life.
Find Janabel's Online Obituary here and feel free to leave your respects. What did Janabel mean to you?
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